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Does Reese Witherspooon get beat by her husband???

jimmyfunkunknoen — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:43:01 +0000

: The whole family is in for a treat when Jim loses his Temper and doesnt play cool…

When Jim Toth says its time to play and become a celebrity, everybody better listen to him and his schizophrenic behavior!!!! No body messe around with Jim especially the kids and Reese…

happy birthday deacon, a new cast for the kids…

and for lovely beautiful Reese, whom we all love and care for…

Reese

Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth …” src=”http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Reese+Witherspoon+Reese+Witherspoon+Family+9MzK4FQLxZKl.jpg” alt=”Image Detail” width=”299″ height=”362″ /> Mother’s Day …” src=”http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1278933739723&id=40a159857584e94a37966aeafd6d1d4b” alt=”Image Detail” width=”203″ height=”362″ />she wears it well, for a freinds new birthday bash, but where’s jim? probably icing his hands…

Does Reese Witherspoon get beaten up by her husband?????

jimmyfunkunknoen — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:36:52 +0000

Damian D Unknoen And Christina Applegate

jimmyfunkunknoen — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:17:11 +0000

About Eleven years to twelve years ago, Emcee Damian D Unknoen moved to Arizona from out of New York City and was seeking some time to recooperate froma brief episode he got from passing out in a summer camp he non chalantly used to voluntarily work at outside Monticello New York. He passed out one morning after being bitten by Lyme tick inthe wilderness and was sent to the hospital. After being treated by a nurse for twelve weeks or soin Narrowsburg, he decided to move with some friends to Arizona, and he moved into an aprartment complex, then freshly built outsid ePhoenix Arizona. He met there an attractive receptionist who he quickly became freinds with. She turned out to be a television actress who concelaed her identity and wore adiffeent “look.” She invited him over oone night after a few months of freindship.

After a small card party, the audeience had left, and they began to kiss and make out. She got heated and bent over in front of him as they were kissing ont he couch. He began to duke and rear her form behind. He left hickies all over her titties and they decided to slow it down and talk to each one another, and he held her after they went to sleep in her friends bed.

The next morning he went camping and took off without her, she didnt really want to go. He go to the campsite with his friends and it started pouring rain. Really Hard, agfter they had set up camp. After about an hour underneath the tarp in the pouring rain, they decided to call it quits. They left and went back home. After he got back, he called Christina (then Christy) on the phone and she started yelling at him. She screamed at him that she had hickies all over her breasts and titties. seh said she would have to hide them from her boyfriend whom he had never met, and she said she as going ot take time ff form him. She then said she got so angry that she had to hang up on him. She did. She didt speak to Emcee D Unknoen again for a few weeks, and he felt really bad. He didnt know why she didnt call him back or why they didnt get to hang out again. She obviously wasnt that into her tatoo artist boyfreind but she didnt like Damian either. She soon moved out and didn’t say anything. She supposedly lived above the office of the apartment complex but she took off soon.

A few months later he ran into her on the street in Tempe outside the Smoke Shop, Trails, and he got into a conversation with her. She invited him out to lunch. They talked for awhile about Bob Marley and Jesus Christ and she said she was into going to this spot by the lake. It was this lunch diner owith an outside in a grass area right by a lake with ducklings and a bunch of geese and stuff. They both ordered Tuna sandwhiches and she accused him of copying her because she ordered first. They ate and had a nice time. they went back to her place. She interrupted the aternoon and said that she had another obligation with a new guy she was seeing and she was going on a date with him even though he was in AA.

She went to the other room, the bedroom to change out of her clothing. She changed they talked and she offered to drop him off. That was the last time he saw her until about nine or ten years later in 2006.

Keith ( D Unknoen) rented a room for about a week, in Venice Beach with a jacuzzi. About a week into it, he rented a room next door, while trying to get a movie part, and he called an agency and asked him to send a freind of his over. About an hour and a half later, Christy rang the buzzer. He opened the door and to his surprise she walked into the rooma nd he didnt say anything to her. She had a different color in her hair but it defintely was her, she had turned into a brunnette. after a few minutes they started talking and of course taking off her clothes. the laid on the bed and she asked him what he wantd and he said he wanted to keep messing around. They stripped him down to his boxers and they kept on kissing and biting, he kissed on her neck and back. She bent over on the bed now and he duked her from behind, both in their respective underpants.. He thrusted up against her, and she ordered him to take his boxers off after she just got up a few minutes later, threw her pants back on she started walking out the door..he said “Please don’t go. I so need you to stay. Dont leave. I want you really really bad(ly).” She said ” Take your boxer shorts off!” He took them off and his dick had shrunk to a little chestnut pea type shape and she almost laughed at him and angrily walked out the door, slamming it behind, grabbing a beer, his necktie, and five hundred bucks.

He saw her one night , she was driving in her convertible on Santa Monica Blvd, and she looked fucking beautiful. Like the most beautiful he had ever seen her. She looked so fucking fine that he never thought he fellin love with or had even been with someone so enchanting and fine in all his life. How he wound up being with her he doesnt know, but he is thankful that she appreciated him for who he is and he was in love with her for many years even until now. How could she be so beautiful and have left him for nobody. He hopes that she is safe and he cant wait until he sees her again even in the near future. D Unknoen really likes you and loves you for who you are.

Jimmy James Funk on behalf of Emcee D Unknoen

Damian D Unknoen screws Reese Witherspoon?

jimmyfunkunknoen — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:15:25 +0000

Did Damian D Unknoen sleep with Reese Witherspoon?

Was it the early 2000′s or the late 90′s? They met by a pool and she looked exactly like she did in picture 2. She started stalking and they said hi. Two minutes later they started kissing. and three minutes later he took her swimming. He let it go and an hour and a half later they did it again, He came say and kicked ass, but four to sixx years alter, even tow in 2003 they came to gether again and started boning again just like she look in picture 1. and they slept together for hours, hours and hours and more hours, six at a time, six a day, by the beach drinking cheap wine and in the car, in the back seat and on the floor, enjoying doggy style and even more… all they did was bone and all they did was come together , he made her moan? and they kept on going for a few weeks till she left to make a movie. but Did he bone her?? Many people think so.

She quickly kissed him as she came in through the door. In a few moments she was topless. They were clawing at one another. they didnt stop clammering at one anothers tongue. She now had long red hair, had gined and lost eight, and she wanted him again. Again and again. She grabbed his frock and stroked his pants, she grabbed at him in her big giant bras, and started unzipping his shorts , and sucked it thorugh the underwear.. She had on a string bikini bottom and he dropped his man inside of her and thrusted all over her, and again for hours. he loves Reese Witherspoon. He needs to see heragain. and i think he wants a baby.

Once D was at a fake Disco hall outside NYC, and she was in the middle of the room looking sweet with her top on and her hair don curly. She go tin the middle of the room and bowed down. She started ssucking on the is gangster’s pecker and it was in the middle of the room in front of 50 people at a wanna be Wedding Hall that cost like 20,000 dollars. They offered him steamed Fish and Steak D said No. but that was one of his first encounters iwth her, besides the persona who gets onthe yacht with no shirt on. R

Reese always came around Keith, D and she might still come back.

Damian D Unknoen and Alyssa Milano

jimmyfunkunknoen — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:11:26 +0000

Emcee D Unknoen and Alyssa mIlano have insane sex!!!

12 years ago, Alyssa Milano showed up on Damian D Unknoen front door and he let her in. Ten minutes later, after watching a few seconds of Eddie Murphy /RAW, his freinds in the other room cloned and drunk, others half asleep, They started talking and then pulling one anothers clothes off. They were then half naked on the bed in his blue room. D Unknoen a supposed Virgin in his eighteennth year and Alyssa showing up randomly after Keith appeared on her call list. They talked through a freind or operator about her coming over and she had been planning on it for a few years, since before the end of Who’s the Boss. Ten tweny minutes later they were finished, but he pulled his shorts down and had a spoblank sports jersey on, the color white, like the color of his come (cum) and she started screaming upon his entering and thrusting her. He started swaying between her hips and between her thighs anshe started moaning and then screaming looudly at the top of her lungs until she grabed him and she started wrapping her legs around his torso. He barely even grunted as he got busy with her and she couldnt let him stop….. When he finished shemore tnhn congratulated him, and said, “That was great. I cant beleive tha t was your first time. Thers no way that could have really been your first itme. Was it really your first time?’ He said “yes, it was. Did you have a good time?” Then he begged for more and she kept him going. She asked him where the bathroom was. Since it was under construction he had to lead her to the one downstairs. She thsn snuck the rest of her clothes on and led herself out the door. She said “It was only for an hour.” And then snuck past his friend after she was done and then left. He hadnt really seen her since, buthasalways wanted to.

Jim Funk

Damian D Unknoen has met Alyssa twice since the original posting of this article back in 2009, once at a coffee shop in Brentwood, Ca and another in an alanon meeting discussing her alcoholic dad, also in Brentwood Ca. He hasn’t shagged again but has always wanted to

I got this in an email from myself….

jimmyfunkunknoen — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:26:49 +0000

I think Jake Gyllenhall is jealous of my relationship with Reese/

He keeps on stalking me in West Hollywood. Sources tell me that he wants to have sex with me.

I am very afraid for myself. I think he wants to rape me. He is a bad person.

Reese Witherspoon and her son deacon

jimmyfunkunknoen — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:50:43 +0000

Reese and Deacon will go out to lunch and play after preschool with deacon on feb. 7, 2007

Lovely Bones Premiere 12/7.09 Manns Theatre- photos by Damian F Light

jimmyfunkunknoen — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:06:37 +0000

This is Ron Paul…

jimmyfunkunknoen — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:49:22 +0000

This is ron paul. by df light.

Ron Paul said to be antimilitary anti government and antit social security,. how stupid is he? This is the American Military Government, How did America get to be what it is, by this socialist communism or by combating those similar ideals of Anti American un serving unsufficient uncapitolistic thinking breeding anti american terrorism by its roots. Ron Paul- the smelly hippie Terrorist and anti american communism that breeds schixophrenia, today. Ron Paul the Canadian Communist and the breeded Russian Socialist Elite , Prefering German Tactic into peoples thinking and forcing them to believe in a revolution while sporting the flannel sweaters he hasnt washed in months and has been wearing for day. Go Ron Paul, talke your ass to the cleaners so you can get a better idea of what a fresh shirt and idea do smell like.

is the imitation Ross Peroe Poor or is it a fixed unhuygneic government taking over by the green card, or was it Green Party, this person is not an independant cause he obviously supports uprooting and puppet strings onto a capitalist society.

Tell this person to go start a business or something. I think it would serve you better than supporting anti government bullcrap, to avoid real issues, while you pretend to be a cowboy knowing something about undemoceracy. Everybody has the free will to hate and unpromote the government they are supposed to be apart of under you, but they will deny freedom so you can take over their position of any sense of Power, even take away their jobs, their potential and their sense of worth. You can slander the corrupt Presidents and Hopes we have allowed to take over today.

Supposedly a Republican but he sounds like a broken independant, and in no way do i allow a limited constitutional government to tell me what to do., Why because it would control, my speech and the way i want to think and communicate so i can support a foreign government.

No birthplace published? No Family no livelihood, sounds like espionoage and retardation to me.

D Unknoen and the psychic phenomenon

jimmyfunkunknoen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:25:39 +0000

—– Forwarded Message —-
From: Donovan D Unknoen
To: editor@nationalenquirer.com
Sent: Thu, July 30, 2009 5:04:12 PM
Subject:

Damian D Unknoen takes lessons on being psychic and the psychic breaks, spreads backwords all over the world!!!!

Now everyone knows D Unknoen freiking fu*king buisiness. and everywhere D Unknoen and Mary went in Hollywood California, out the pig and amb were sure to follw…Even Kicin and beating him to amotherfucking pulp. Nah. Butit almost got out of hand as photographers and video peopole followed him to work one day and fphotograophed him standing anked in his bathroom down on the South Bay and Everyone laughed when his psychicn girlfreind cheated on him and left him abstinant. as fucking sin. Now earth quakes are thorwn around thorugh a psychic and so are personal access cards and profiles as well as personal account informations. The Federal Milaitarie s fo numerous ambassadors and countries including those of Europ ean the US are battleing not ot microchippeople in scientific laboratories acrooss the UK and eastern Europe. Human cloning is illegally on the rise as underground Obabm supporters tyr to illegally put a ban and lift a ban,through radical movements angainst the people and the government, that sanctify and practice human cloning, disguised ina movement to finish legalizing pot, to warp out people perspectives on life and in politics. Many think that getniccloning is a form of liberation and the way to practice living in a somewhat almost even liberated form of society.